
i dont even know anymore
he changed so much since he started doing meth
and he’s been sleeping with some questionable fax machines.
it’s also come to my attention that he’s been using expired ink. how many times have i told him to be aware of SAFE PRINTING?!
Twewy Brain: Do you trust this partner.
Me: always trust your partner.
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I LOOKED UP CYBERBULLYING AND I FOUND THIS PIC AND IM CRYING
THERES A STRAW IN HIS BEER IM SO DONE
HE HAS A LAPTOP SPECIFICALLY FOR BULLYING
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ive got 99 problems and theyre all video games i cant finish
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I ordered my costume and it came in the wrong size.
The site won’t even show details on my order on the site so there’s no proof that it’s wrong.
This just sucks.
Time to drop another size, I suppose.
That bites, man. <:x
Is it possible, for future references of course, to save screenshots of your receipt/order and demand a refund that way?
now that doesn’t need a punch line…
Hey, vamp-twin, go show McDonald’s why they’re wrong
I don’t eat chicken mcnuggets but I own two pitbulls.

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
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